Bro do you even bend?
If you don’t talk to your horse while riding then you are fucking weird.
"It’s just a barrel, calm thyself."
"Oh my god it’s just a dog you have them at home."
"No I did not say trot."
"For once in your life can you please behave."
"Why are you freaking out over the bucket!? You eAT OUT OF IT."
"I said walk dammit."
"No you can not sniff the steamroller."
"Please do not try to eat the little pony."
Sad pone pre-haircut.
Happy pone post-haircut.